The Dark Side of the Goons
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11/25/1999 1:50:07 PM
Late Wednesday evening, an unidentified source leaked confidential information detailing the Lite-Sabres' top-secret strategy for their semi-final match-up against the Keane Fire. The informant revealed that Lite-Sabres' "Goon-some Twosome" Rob MacNeil and Chris McMaster, are planning on intentionally injuring as many Keane Fire stars as possible before getting tossed out of the game. The method by which these two brutes would strike was unclear, but for these two "He-Men", who weigh in collectively well over 200 pounds, it should be pretty easy.
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